It is a fact that getting to number one in Google is one of the hardest things in the world. Very few SOE professionals ever manage it for one keyword, let alone two, but it is possible, and the key to beating Google is to understand how the search engine works.
The Internet has millions of pages in it, and this number grows every year. Until recently, every single page that went into Google had to be manually checked by Larry Page himself, however since 2008, the search engine has used robots called Googlers to do the job.
Once a web page has been submitted or emailed to Google, it is put in a queue to be processed by a Googler.
How the Googler Processes Web Pages
Each Googler is able to process more than a thousand web pages each hour. The web page follows a submission vector to the Googler, at which point it is categorised based on the semantic index structures held within each document space. The Googler uses more than ten indicators including meta keywords and how many alt texts there are within the document alongside other calculations such as keyword density.
Once Google has categorised the page into one of its 3 document storage areas, the relationship eigenvectors between the documents are calculated, and added up to find out how many Page Ranks should be awarded to the web page.
Once a web page has been copied into the Googler storage area, it can then be used to provide answers to people:
The Googler is at the heart of the ranking calculation
Once a person has searched for a keyword in Google, the Googler has a rummage around in the file store for all of the web pages that include that keyword and then performs some ranking sums to decide which should be first.
- The main things that the Googler looks for are:
- Whether the meta ranking tag has been included for that keyword
- Whether the keyword is included in the Meta Keywords
- How close to 16.7% the keyword density is
- What the latent semantic eigenvectors for that page are
- Whether the alt texts are present
- How many Page Ranks the page has
All of the ranking sums are done in less than a minute and the results are generated.
The process for most searches is the same, however adult type queries are handled slightly differently because a different Googler is used to prevent the delicate web graph intelligence of the prime googler robots being corrupted.
#1 by SOEejit on November 22, 2009 - 2:31 pm
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“1st LOL” – that comment has just given your blog much needed authority, you will now link to me in return
#2 by SOEejit on November 24, 2009 - 10:28 pm
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Thank you for your link Cynara Scolymus.
1. I have measured the link’s circumference and it meets Google’s requirements.
2. I have also measured the amount of downtime that the link has laboured under.
To do both of these amazing things I used both majestic and montastic. I do not know which does what but the results were amazing. By building only reciprocal links to sites I can force a 503, which is much better than a 404.
The idiots that I like to call “search engines” go to a site and try to kick its head in. Depending on the reaction they get given a unique header status, like at the supermarket deli counter. Like the points allocation schemes on many popular quizzes that are made by morons on the television the lower header status values are the most prized.
So, 100 Continue is the best header status an SOE can get awarded to her/his website; it does go on about proxies but SOE is immune to them and can smell them through the Google Analytics tube.
The worst an SOE can get is 505 HTTP Version Not Supported, which means that their version of SOE is a bunch of cack-rags and should be upgraded on a janky forum.