1. I have measured the link’s circumference and it meets Google’s requirements.

2. I have also measured the amount of downtime that the link has laboured under.

To do both of these amazing things I used both majestic and montastic. I do not know which does what but the results were amazing. By building only reciprocal links to sites I can force a 503, which is much better than a 404.

The idiots that I like to call “search engines” go to a site and try to kick its head in. Depending on the reaction they get given a unique header status, like at the supermarket deli counter. Like the points allocation schemes on many popular quizzes that are made by morons on the television the lower header status values are the most prized.

So, 100 Continue is the best header status an SOE can get awarded to her/his website; it does go on about proxies but SOE is immune to them and can smell them through the Google Analytics tube.

The worst an SOE can get is 505 HTTP Version Not Supported, which means that their version of SOE is a bunch of cack-rags and should be upgraded on a janky forum.