A lot of SOE people talk about knowing the secret to ranking well in the Google search engine, but a conversation I had the other day suggests that the secrets might be more arcane than simply adding Meta Keywords and applying semantic latencies within the interaction vectors.  This is particularly worrying, and unveils a whole new raft of complications for anyone wanting to enjoy success online.

I recently met with a former Google employee who revealed some frightening things about the world’s third largest search engine which left me feeling a little alarmed.  The ex-employee, who worked in a highly important position within the search giant’s office cleaning team claims to have overheard senior engineers talking about the arcane symbolism that underpins the search engine infrastructure, and BOASTING about how they are able to hide their masonic symbols in plain view on the iconic Google front page.

Some of the most overt facts that he revealed are shown below:

Secretly encoded masonic symbols on the Google home page are hidden in plain sight

Secretly encoded masonic symbols on the Google home page are hidden in plain sight

Some of the most notable signs in the page include:

  • The golden circle of Azramoth in the centre of the word Google
  • The inclusion of a downward pointing triangle which represents the sacred feminine
  • A check box that looks like the all seeing eye
  • The word privacy, which is representative of the secrets of masonry
  • An advanced search option which is only available to 33rd Degree Masons

More alarming than the clearly obvious symbols above is the other well hidden masonic symbol – the unfinished pyramid:

An unfinished pyramid hidden in the Google front Page

An unfinished pyramid hidden in the Google front Page

Astonishing no?

What is most alarming is the fact that the golden circle of Azramoth is now the all seeing eye in the heart of the capstone of the pyramid, and is coloured gold.  The search box forms the break between the body of the pyramid and the capstone, and is symbolically the place where knowledge is sought.

This kind of arcane symbolism on one of the world’s most popular web pages is fairly alarming, but what is even more frightening is the fact that the company also hides a common masonic symbol within the single pixel gif image that is used as part of their tracking system.  When you look at the single pixel image normally, it looks like this:

Practically invisible, but when you enlarge the single white pixel to a higher magnification, you get this:

this is what you see when you enlarge the Google tracking Gif 1 million times!

this is what you see when you enlarge the Google tracking Gif 1 million times!

So, with such obvious evidence, what can you do?

It appears that there are a number of highly secretive Google Meta Tags that you can insert into your web pages in order to make it clear that you are initiated.  Beware of using these if you are not entitled, as there are severe penalties for using them:

Many of the special tags have an unknown effect, however based on the the advice of a 33rd degree mason in the Scottish Rite, in order to rank at number 1 use the following:

 <meta name="author" content="Tyrian Architect" keyword="all" />

Websites that use the above tag without proper authority from their local Grand Lodge will often be banned, however it is possible to request re-inclusion within Google by emailing them with the following content and your website’s domain:

Is there no help for the widow's son?

Remember, this information has been a tightly held Googler secret since 1833, and should not be misused in any way.

Happy Optimising.

Namaskara